buttcramps:

why are 12-15 year olds so obnoxious they roam in packs and they’re so loud for no reason i can’t wait for one of your moms to pick you up and carpool you all away

harroldstyle:

IM SO PISSED OFF THAT WE DONT HAVE BALLS ANY MORE
I WANT TO WEAR A HUGE DRESS AND BE COURTED AND DANCE AROUND AND HAVE MY GOWN SWEEP THE FLOOR AND BE ALL ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL WITH GLOVES AND SHIT

BUT NO WE HAVE DUMB HOUSE PARTIES WITH CHEAP BEER AND RED CUPS AND HORNY TEENAGE BOYS WHO PUT THEIR HANDS UP MY SHIRT 

this took me a minute because i thought the balls meant testicles…

in other news i have an interview at Michael’s Arts and Crafts tomorrow :3
like the guy was impressed with my craft skills because I have a lot of skill with crocheting, sewing, painting, drawing, cake design, kids crafts. and i’m generally a really creative person. so i hope i get it. he asked me if i would want to work part time evenings and weekends, so i’m stoked about that :3

I watched sharknado for shits and giggles and i’m so pissed off. like why did nova have to die and then come back to life while all the cool ass characters fucking died. 
nova was annoying as shit and got pissed constantly because her boss has a wife and kids and had no interest in her. and she never used the fucking gun when a shark was attacking someone. like stupid bitch you deserve to die, you’re a terrible character

some movie characters piss me off im sorry ok

it annoys me how my dad doesn’t even try to talk to me or even ask how i’m doing. like thanks for asking, oh wait you didn’t. 

mumfoalandsons:

one time in 8th grade math class, my asshole teacher who didn’t like me goes “erin goes to the store to buy a new personality because hers sucks, the one she wants is-” and i cut him off and said “i wanted the asshole personality, but you took the last one”

he never bothered me again

I really want to move back home.
I miss my mom and sister a lot. 
It hurts a lot 

cadburycreamcoolator:

where were you on new years eve dec 31st 1999? were you having fun? if your answer is “i don’t remember” u are too young to be following me

sorry that im generally just not good enough

how do i avoid life

How do I avoid paying my car loan

How do I avoid repaying my student loan