I watched sharknado for shits and giggles and i’m so pissed off. like why did nova have to die and then come back to life while all the cool ass characters fucking died. 
nova was annoying as shit and got pissed constantly because her boss has a wife and kids and had no interest in her. and she never used the fucking gun when a shark was attacking someone. like stupid bitch you deserve to die, you’re a terrible character

some movie characters piss me off im sorry ok

it annoys me how my dad doesn’t even try to talk to me or even ask how i’m doing. like thanks for asking, oh wait you didn’t. 

mumfoalandsons:

one time in 8th grade math class, my asshole teacher who didn’t like me goes “erin goes to the store to buy a new personality because hers sucks, the one she wants is-” and i cut him off and said “i wanted the asshole personality, but you took the last one”

he never bothered me again

I really want to move back home.
I miss my mom and sister a lot. 
It hurts a lot 

cadburycreamcoolator:

where were you on new years eve dec 31st 1999? were you having fun? if your answer is “i don’t remember” u are too young to be following me

sorry that im generally just not good enough

how do i avoid life

How do I avoid paying my car loan

How do I avoid repaying my student loan

mauridianhallow:

lambishwolf:

toptumbles:

This is called humanity


I have nothing to say on this, these people are the pinnacle of human compassion, and that is all there is to it.

robonoise:

fucking destroy the idea that teenage girls fake their sexualities and are only queer for attention

snazziest:

"I AINT NEED A VINE TO WHIP YA ASS"